Friday, September 15, 2017

Go Ahead, Waste Your Food. You Will Live Longer

So, 30 (or even 20) years ago we lived in a food starved world. The poor died of starvation, and the middle class (and even the rich) conserved food like gold. Why, 50 years back, servants in rural area were not paid in cash, but merely provided two square meals. The only time specialty dish was cooked was during festivals or when guests visited. And this food came at a huge sacrifice for a household. Back then, to waste food meant disrespecting food.
But today is different. We are living in a food abundant world. Nobody dies of starvation (sure, there are people who are malnourished, bur nobody dies of starvation; langars, some temples, NGOs and other good samaritans serve good food to any and everybody no questions asked) Today, people die of over eating. Your cholesterol, blood pressure, diabetes, heart ailments are all a result of over eating.
So, for God's sake, stop forcing food into your stomach at dinner table. For starters, while food is nourishment, excess food is poison. Two, you are constantly wasting food. Touch your heart and tell me you don't throw old forgotten food from the refrigerator every two weeks, and past expiry packed food every three months. No there is nothing wrong with it. Just don't turn wasting food into a great crime at the dinner table. Throw out the excess food.
Before, I sign off, by feeding your left over junk food to dogs and cats, do u realise that you are making the cats and dogs in the city diabetic? (sure, not all dogs, just the ones that u feed everyday). If u do want to feed the dogs, give them food that is good for them. Meat. God made them carnivorous, you see

Sunday, September 10, 2017

They bullshitted when they told you that local food is better for you

So,I keep getting this forward quoting from Rujuta Diwekar's book. Says, we should be eating locally grown food because that is what is good for us. Now let me tell you why this is total bullshit.
First thing, most food that you think are local actually originated in far away lands and arrived in India only recently (a few hundred years which is a blink in evolutionary terms). So, the tomato, the potato, the chili, the onion, the pulses, the wheat, etc r all foreign food items. Today, quinoa, chia and red bell pepper, etc are locally grown, so does that make it Indian food. Or food that came in 300 years ago can be called Indian food. Or should it be what came in 3000 years ago?
Second point to be noted is that nature does not understand political boundaries. The rice does not know that Kerala is in India and Sri Lanka is not. Nor does your digestive tract know that the rice you eat was farmed in Kerala or North Korea (sure, ur taste bud would know it; but then taste is interpreted and named in the brain, and not in the stomach). Alphonso mango will not grow in Kerala or Himachal Pradesh as it would in Ratnagiri. Does it mean that Alphonso mango is bad for a Keralite and a Punjabi, but good for the Maharashtrian (but only Konkani Maharashtrians, not those from the plateaus?).
Thirdly, biologically humans (or homo sapiens) are exactly like all other species. I mean the way a human (as common to a species) digests food or excretes or whatever is similar to all other species. So, if an American buffalo can digest Indian grass as well as American grass; or an African lion can feed on the Indian goat as well as the African goat, there really is no reason why an Mexican quinoa or Chia seeds will not work equally well for Indian citizens.
Sure, tell me that locally grown food is cheaper and there is no real need to spend big money on imported super foods I will agree. But don't give me this bullshit that olive oil is good for Italians but bad for Indians. If u do, then don't mind me for classifying you as a moron 

Thursday, August 22, 2013

BLACK

4:20 a.m., May 13, 2005, Mumbai: Tap, tap, tap, tap.... yeh kahani hai meri aur meri teacher ki... yeh meri duniya hai jahan kuch dikhayi nahi deta, yahan kuch sunayi nahi deta... agar ek hi shabd mein bayan karun, tho meri yeh kahani ka naam hai BLACK!!!

Life, ahh friends of my roller coaster heart, right now is a turbulence of violence, emotions, beauty and a love that chooses to transgress every existing rule. I just finished seeing the damned film for the third time in two days. It hits me a little more each time. Today I just had to phone somebody... anybody... for there exists in the world of reformed alcoholics a law against hoarding beauty... a commandment that insists on sharing love. Then socha phone nahi, email hai sahi :-)

In an age that levels everything and reverences nothing, my friends, I shamelessly declare that I worship Bhansali. The way he establishes a character is sheer poetry. Amitabh Bachan, in about the 12th minute, is described by Rani Mukherjee in a flashback sequence as "gumnaam ghayal yodha". And just before he disappears into oblivion, he commits incest (from his own point of view) by kissing Rani Mukherjee. An act so shameful that he is forced to withdraw from the plot (and withdrawing, remember, does not come easy to 'gumnaam ghayal yodhas'). Getting killed is easy for you become a martyr. The warrior does it everyday. But only a poet can kill his essence and continue to live a hundred years in shame and solitude.


Right now, no emotion runs through my mind. I merely sit stunned and stony, staring at a screen filled with inadequate words. Yet I feel redeemed after seeing Black. Redeemed by love. A love so supreme and commanding that it gives wings to beauty. A love so delicate, so eloquent, so desperate and so eternal that it is BLACK :)

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

The Vodafone Number Portability Scam

By Registered Post A/D

To
Mr. Mxxxxn Pxxxxxxs
Managing Director & CEO
Vodafone India Ltd
Mumbai.


Date : Aug 21, 2013


Subject:
Payment of Rs. 50,000/- (rupees fifty thousand only) as damages for harsasment and causing mental trauma during the port out of Vodafone numbers 98xxxxxxx, 98xxxxxxxx, 98xxxxxxx. Also demanding Reimbursement of Bills Paid by the undersigned for services rendered during the period May 18, 2013 to June 26, 2013, the same being the period wherein the undersigned was forced to be a Vodafone customer owing to illegal rejection of port out request

Sir,

This is to place on record the following:

  1. I, the undersigned, used to hold seven Vodafone numbers viz, 982xxxxx, 982xxxxx,  982xxxxx  The numbers were part of corporate account under the name of Sxxxx Cxxxxxé, a Consultancy wholly owned by me.

  1. Due to slow response and bad service, I decided to port out from Vodafone. To that extent the following Porting codes were generated in the first week of May 2013:
    1. VM2xxxxx for 98xxxxxxxx,
    2. VM2xxxxx for 98xxxxxxxx,
    3. VM2xxxxx for 98xxxxxxxx,
    4. VM2xxxxx for 98xxxxxxxx,
    5. VM2xxxxx for 98xxxxxxxx,
    6. VM2xxxxx for 98xxxxxxxx, &
    7. VMxxxxxx for 98xxxxxxxx.

  1. As I had been warned in many blogs that Vodafone will try to delay the port out under some pretext or the other, I visited the Vodafone Gallery at Borivali on May 14, 2013 and asked the executive if there are any formalities that I needed to complete to ensure that the port out request for my numbers are not rejected. The executive said that if there are no pending dues against my numbers, they would be ported out. She reconfirmed that everything is clear and the numbers would be ported out without any problems.

  1. As it turned out, on May 19, two of my numbers viz, 98xxxxxxxx and 98xxxxxxxx were ported to my new operator. However, the request was denied for the other numbers, viz, 982xxxxx, 982xxxxx,  982xxxxx with the following message:
Namaste! Request Rejected by Donor as the Porting Code does not match the Donor allocated Porting Code for this number.”

  1. Thereupon, new porting codes were generated for the numbers 982xxxxx, 982xxxxx,  982xxxxx on May 07.

  1. However, the porting requests were rejected again with a message,
Hello! Your Porting Request VMxxxxx dated 28 May13 has been rejected due to Approval pending from your Authorized Signatory since this is a Company account. Request you to call our customer care at 111 or walk in to our Stores for further action”.

  1. You are, herein, through this letter, called upon to answer why the numbers 982xxxxx, 982xxxxx,  and 982xxxxx were rejected while on the same permission, the numbers 982xxxxx and 982xxxxx were allowed on an earlier date on the same set of documents.

  1. Upon receiving the rejection communication, on May 28, 2013 I called the vodafone complaint number 198 to enquire why my request for porting out the following numbers 982xxxxx, 982xxxxx,  982xxxxx were denied. I was told it was denied pending approval of the authorized signatory. I informed the executive that I was the authorized signatory and despite following the procedure my porting requests were illegally denied. Thereupon, I was informed that I have to follow the following procedure, i.e. write an email to corporate.assist@vxxxxxxxne.com  authorizing the port out. I asked the executive why the executive at the Vodafone gallery when I visited them on May 14 did not mention that this procedure had to be followed. Then I asked him to generate a docket number that says that my request for port out will not be rejected if I followed the above mentioned procedure. The docket number thus generated was docket number 628xxxxxx.

  1. Thereupon, I wrote an email on the same date May 28, 2013 at 22:34 hours to corporate.assist@voxxxxe.com and Mexxxxxor.Lxxxs@voxxxxne.com with the following text:
Reference to the docket number 628xxxxx & Reference to the mobile numbers 982xxxxx, 982xxxxx,  982xxxxx. Please treat this email as authorisation from the authorized signatory for the port out of the following numbers 982xxxxx, 982xxxxx,  982xxxxx

  1. On the same day, May 28, 2013 at 2235 hours I received a mail from acknowledgements@vxxxxxxe.com stating that the matter has been referred to their concerned department and they will definitely revert within two working days.

  1. But sadly there was no such revert and the port out of my numbers 982xxxxx, 982xxxxx,  982xxxxx was again rejected on June 3, 2013 with the message:
Hello! Your Porting Request VM2xxxxx dated 03Jun13 has been rejected due to Approval pending from your Authorized Signatory since this is a Company account.. Request you to call our customer care at 111 or walk in to our Stores for further action”. 
You are called upon to explain the reason why the porting request was denied.

  1. Immediately I called Vodafone Complaint number 198 and asked the Executive on what basis the request was denied. Instead of giving any explanation he kept on repeating that it was rejected pending approval from authorized signatory. Even when I explained to him that I was the authorized signatory and that I had authorized in writing, by email and by visiting the gallery and telling in person that I am authorizing the Port Out, the executive just acted dumb and kept repeating the statement. Frustrated I asked him to generate a docket number. He gave me docket number 6xxxxxxx.

  1. So once again, on June 3, 2013, I took leave of absence from my work and visited the Vodafone gallery. On that day, I spent about four hours at the gallery trying to solve the problem. Finally, the matter was scaled up and the floor manager who intervened said the issue will be sorted out. He advised me to forward the authorization mail of May 28 to sxxxxxm.kxxxxn@vxxxxxxne.com and promised that the port out will not be rejected the next time. He confirmed that there were no pending dues against any of my numbers, there were no formalities that I needed to complete from my end and that the numbers will definitely be ported out.

  1. However, by now I had lost faith in Vodafone and their promises. I requested the executive to give me in writing that the Port out will not be rejected. I was told that within two days Vodafone will send me an email confirming that the Port out will not be rejected.

  1. When I did not receive any confirmation within the stipulated time, I called Vodafone Complaint Number 198 on June 5 and generated docket number 63xxxxxxx. 

  1. Since things were not moving, I took leave of absence from work and visited the Vodafone gallery on June 06, 2013. The executive, as usual, gave the standard line that nothing is wrong and it will be processed without any problems the next time. However, I insisted that I will not leave the gallery till Vodafone gives me in writing that my Port out will not be rejected or state conditions that I need to fulfill. Again the matter was scaled up and the Floor Manager tried to give me verbal assurances. However, this time I refused to take his word. This prompted the staff at the gallery to call the Vodafone back end and after some time gave me the mobile number of the Zonal Sales Head, Mr. Mxxxxxxr Lxxxxs.

  1. Mr. Mxxxxxr Lxxxxs confirmed to me that he will personally look into the matter and arrive at a conclusion within 24 hours. Upon assurance from such a senior person I decided to go home. But before leaving the gallery, I insisted with executive against his misgivings to generate a docket number. I was given the docket number 6xxxxxx.

  1. The same evening, I placed the entire conversation with Mr. Melchior Lewis on record and sent a mail to Mxxxxxxxr.Lxxxxs@vxxxxxxe.com, with a copy marked to sxxxxxxm.kxxxxn@vxxxxxe.com, corporate.assist@vxxxxxne.com, Vodafonecare.Mum@vxxxxxxe.com. The mail stated the following:
This is to put on record that as per conversation held with Mr. Mxxxxxxr today (June 6, 2013) at 1707 hours from my mobile number 98xxxxxxx from the vodafone gallery at Borivali West, Mr. Mxxxxxxxr Lxxxxxs has promised to get back to me within 24 hours with a resolution to my one month long complaints.
The docket number 63xxxxxx was generated under my insistence at the vodafone gallery to record my visit and the fact that the vodafone gallery at Borivali West handed over my complaint to Mr. Mxxxxxxr Lxxxxs and said my complaint will be resolved by Mr. Mxxxxxxr.
Awaiting the revert.”

  1. Between June 06 and June 10, I called up Mr. Melchior Lewis every day with the exception of weekends. Initially he would pick up my calls, but subsequently the calls would go unanswered. Frustrated with this, I decided to scale up the matter. On June 10, 2013, I sent a mail to the appellate authority at Appellate.mum@vxxxxxxxe.com. The mail, also marked to corporate.assist@vxxxxxxxe.com and Vodafonecare.Mum@vxxxxxxxe.com, with the subject line, “ Unresolved complaint on my mobile numbers 96xxxxx, 96xxxxxx, 96xxxxxx, 98xxxxxx” contained the following message
“This is to kindly inform you that despite repeated requests and reminders Vodafone has been denying me the permission to port for the last one month under some pretext or other. It may be noted that I have followed all procedures and guidelines, have no dues pending against me, yet the port out requests are being denied in a clear violation of TRAI norms.
The last docket number generated in this context is 6xxxxxx.
This complaint is in reference to my mobile numbers xxxxxxxxx, xxxxxxxxx, xxxxxxxxx.
Awaiting an immediate resolution”

  1. On the same day, I also sent another mail to Mr. Mxxxxxr Lxxxxxs requesting him to adhere to his promise of June 6 of reverting within one day.

  1. But, like everything else, this too went unanswered.

  1. Further to my continuous follow up, Vodafone started stonewalling in another manner. When I would call the Vodafone Care 9820098200, they would say that they cannot help me as I was a corporate customer and that I should be calling the number 9920066666. This number in turn would tell me that since I am not registered with them, I will have to call up 9820098200. Meanwhile, Mr. Mxxxxxxr Lxxxxxs just refused to pick up my calls.

  1. Frustrated, on June 13, 2013, I wrote a mail with the subject line, “Harassment By Vodafone” to Appellate.mum@vxxxxxxxe.com, corporate.assist@vxxxxxxxe.com, Vodafonecare.Mum@vxxxxxxxe.com and Mxxxxxxr.Lxxxxx@vxxxxxxxe.com.  The content of the mail was as follows,
This is with reference to my numbers 96xxxxxx,96xxxxxx96xxxxxx96xxxxxx and  96xxxxxx.
This is with reference to docket number 640xxxxx
This is to place on record that my relationship manager Mr. Mxxxxxr Lxxxxs does not pick up my calls. This is to place on record that when I called 9820098200 to redress my complaints they said they cannot help me and that I have to call 9920066666, who in turn said that my complaint will be redressed by 9820098200.I am being pushed from one department to other.
This is to formally lodge a complaint with you, the designate appellate authority, that your company is indulging in gross violation of basic services and complaint redressal of me as a customer.
I kindly request you to provide me with a Unique reference number on this complaint “

  1. The mail, of course, went unanswered.

  1. From then on, every day, twice a day I spent almost 30 minutes on each occasion (considering the very long hold to get connected to the appellate authority number 9820015713) calling up the appellate authority demanding a redressal. On each occasion I was told that somebody will call back. Six separate docket numbers viz, 64xxxxx, 64xxxxxx, 6xxxxx8, 64xxxxxx7, 64xxxxxx2, 6xxxxxxx8 were generated.

  1. Finally on June 19, 2013 at 1509 hours I received a mail from Mr. Mxxxxxr Lxxxxxs saying, “Sincerely regret the delay in response. We confirm that we have released your numbers as per your request.”

  1. The numbers were finally ported out on June 26, 2013.

  1. I say and submit that Vodafone stonewalls most porting requests in this manner. But that is a matter for TRAI and Department of Telecommunications to investigate. In my case, I am convinced that it was a cheap attempt by Vodafone to frustrate my attempts of porting out to a competing service provider and force me to stick with Vodafone despite providing terrible service.

  1. The period between May 18, 2013 (when the porting out request was illegally rejected) and June 26, 2013 (when the port out finally happened) I was forced to use the services of Vodafone illegally. Besides losing working man hours, I was subjected to frustration and mental trauma, while you profited from the whole enterprise.

  1. Through this note I request you to compensate me all the money that was billed to me during this period and damages of Rs. 50,000/- for harassment and mental torture.



Bxxxxxxxa Pxxxxxi
Director
Sxxxx Cxxxxxxxé
Borivali (West), Mumbai-4xxxxx1.




Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Trailing The Tiger

“I will show you a tiger,” promised Vijayan, a reformed poacher. He was a part of the five-man team (all ex poachers) assigned to guide me through Periyar Tiger Reserve. Two forest guards armed with a rifle also accompanied us. It was the first of our three-day tiger safari and we were entering the heart of the jungle.

I wondered how Vijayan could be so certain. Wildlife spotting, much like a keenly contested game of poker, is after all a matter of luck. No amount of money, skill or influence can guarantee a tiger sighting. And it is perhaps this lack of assurance, added to the thrill of seeing ferocious creatures stalk majestically, unfearful of man and beast, that leads the wildlife tourist year after year to sanctuaries and reserved forests. And once sighted, wildlife tourism becomes what Plato describes as ‘that dear delight’.

Fortune is a crucial element in this sport, and I had so far been endowed with remarkable luck. I had never come back from a sanctuary without significant sightings. In fact, when we encountered two leopard cubs on the highway leading to Joshimath, my friends rephrased an old adage for me - “unlucky in love, lucky with wildlife”. Perhaps Vijayan had factored my providence when he promised the tiger sighting.

But the first day was disappointing. After a tedious walk through the jungle, all I had to write home about were barking deer, hordes of wild boars, a huge python sleeping after a meal, bisons and other creatures classified as prey. The prey abounds everywhere but wildlife tourism is all about predator sightings. And my personal quest was the tiger.

At tea break, as we were perched on a cliff overlooking Periyar Lake, one of the guides suddenly got all excited and pointing south, frantically instructed us to duck behind the rocks. On the other side of the lake a pack of wild dogs (also known as dhole) were chasing a herd of deer. In a matter of minutes, the pack had selected its target – a year-old baby deer. The sequence was nothing short of high-end drama telecast in wildlife channels. The dogs were trying to isolate its prey while the mother moved closer in a bid to steer her baby out of danger. But the deer was no match for the wily dogs. The pack had divided itself into two. One group cornered the baby deer to the edge of the lake while the other pushed the mother in another direction.

It was a cruel and disturbing moment when the dogs pounced upon the young one as the mother stood helplessly a mere thirty metres away.

The drama over, we proceeded back to base camp which was on the same side of the lake where the kill had occurred. The night was chilly. We lit a bonfire and tried to get comfortable with the jungle.

The jungle, in the nights, gathers an unbridled energy. The atmosphere is loaded and you know living beings lurk beyond the silence. Predators, with their nocturnal vision, lord over the land. The stillness is only broken by animal sounds and alarm calls, an odd rustle in the ground and the sound of dry leaves being trampled upon. It’s an eerie feeling and one has the distinct sensation of being watched. There is a sense of excitement and wild beauty.

Early next day we trekked to Palkachi, the second tallest peak of the region. The hills and valleys of Periyar, unlike the Central Indian forests, are covered with mixed deciduous forests, generously touched by evergreen trees and interspersed by grasslands. The equatorial sky, strikingly blue and smattered with silver clouds, filled me with a romantic cheer. No tigers were encountered on the way but the trek was beautiful and the panoramic view from Palkachi mesmerized my frayed nerves, a souvenir from my high-pressure profession.

Soon it was evening and we were once again around the campfire. It was our last night in the jungle. A guide was recounting his experiences of the wild, when an elephant ventured close to our camp. It was trying to proceed ahead, but the trench covered a wide distance and was blocking its path. Uncertain, and not knowing how to cross the camp, it let out a huge trumpet, sending a chill down my spine. Guessing my anxiety, one of the guards assured me that the trench surrounding us was so deep that no animal could cross it. “Also, fire scares animals away,” he informed with a conviction that I refused to share.

Jungle retreats all over the world are ensconced within electrified meshes. Trenches, however deep, offer the most primitive form of protection. While Periyar is low on tiger and leopard count, it has a sizeable bear population and is known as the de facto elephant country.

Tentatively, a few more elephants moved in from the darkness to explore the roadblock. And within a space of fifteen minutes, the count had swelled to over thirty. As the numbers grew, the tentativeness gave way to nervous shuffling and unruly jostling, with a few of the herd resorting to full throttled trumpets.

The rowdy behaviour of the herd was terrifying. With each passing minute, they were getting more belligerent and violent. The din was unbearable, filling the night with aggressive anxiety. A herd of elephants is the most destructive force in a forest, and can clear tree patches within minutes. The only question was whether our trench was big enough to withstand this disgruntled herd.

One of the guards explained that the trench was along the herd’s migratory route, and this was the reason of their annoyance. By now the guards were on full alert and were feeding the fire in a bid to scare the elephants away. But they wouldn’t budge. The fifteen feet wide and ten feet deep trench, protecting us from the elephants, suddenly did not feel so formidable. Shedding all pretensions of gallantry, we retreated. There was very little that we could do. We were just eight of us in the middle of a jungle with one rifle and over thirty elephants loomed large on us.

Fortune however sometimes also favours the meek. After creating a ruckus for about two hours, the elephants sidetracked our camp and advanced. The ravaged silence of the aftermath continues to deafen my ears on lonely nights. So what if Periyar was a no show as far as the tiger was concerned, I had had enough excitement for one lifetime.

Prior to Periyar, I had spent two days at Ranthambore Tiger Reserve which completely failed to live up to its reputation. I found the wildlife sanctuary to be overhyped and the rules laid down by the authorities rigid to a fault. The vehicles have to strictly adhere to the route (they refuse to budge even a few metres off track for a photograph and you can beg and plead all you please). In other tiger reserves like Bandhavgarh and Kanha the driver and guide are free to switch tracks and race towards the source of the alarm calls for a tiger sighting.

Compared to Ranthambore, Periyar was a like a breath of fresh air. Despite the low tiger count there, I had fancied my chances upon spotting one, purely because we were trekking right through the jungle for almost three full days. Trekking renders you a freedom to diverge from the path and follow your instincts. Moreover, the reformed poachers now turned into guides, not only possessed a remarkable knowledge of the forest, but also an uncanny knack for locating the tiger by being ever alert to the warning cries of monkeys and deer, and to the majestic cat’s distinctive excreta, pug marks on the ground and claw marks on tree trunks.

My next stop was Madhya Pradesh, which holds about one sixth of the world’s tigers. Every tiger enthusiast’s dream gets fulfilled at Kanha Tiger Reserve and Bandhavgarh Tiger Reserve.

Kanha is billed as ‘Kipling Country’, as Rudyard Kipling was inspired to write his famous Jungle Book after visiting the forest, while Bandhavgarh is popular as white tiger country besides having the highest density of tiger population in India.

Half an hour into my very first safari at Kanha, some French tourists coming in a jeep from the opposite direction stopped us. Gesticulating excitedly, in broken English they told us about seeing a tiger on a kill some distance away. The guide in our vehicle immediately took the route suggested by them. At a distance I could see vultures on the trees, a sure sign of the kill.

Because of the rough terrain, it took us about five minutes to reach the spot. But five minutes is a long time for a tiger with the kill. There were clear wet footprints leading from the spot, cutting across the dirt track and the grass was still parted defining the path of the tiger as it had melted into the forest. As I gazed long and hard at the footprints, our driver informed us that our near-miss was a male of around eight years.

Disappointed beyond measure, I looked around in frantic desperation when something caught my eye. Just beyond the fringe of the tall grass, was the carcass of a half eaten chital, very obviously abandoned in a hurry.

I felt sorry for this beautiful animal but this is the law of the jungle. The prey has to run faster than the predator, and the predator has to run faster than the prey to survive.

Kanha almost yielded two tiger sightings. Unfortunately, that is what it was – almost and my hopes now rested on Bandhavgarh, with the highest tiger density in the country. Home to 22 species of wildlife, including the regal 'gaur', innumerable varieties of deer and carnivores such as the striped hyena, jungle cat and sloth bear and over 250 species of birds, Bandhavgarh had been the private hunting ground of the Maharaja of Rewa till as late as 1960.

The morning and evening safari of the first day was a total washout. There was not a trace of the tiger. With just one more day left, before we were homeward bound, my hopes had nose-dived. Tigerless at Periyar, Kanha and Ranthambore, I no longer fancied my chances at Bandhavgarh.

We embarked on the first safari of our final day in the wee hours of the winter morning. After two hours of crisscrossing the forest, our driver suddenly stopped the gypsy and pointed to the edge of the dirt track. There were three distinct sets (one large, two smaller) of pugmarks. The guide informed us that a female and her two cubs had passed by a short while ago and in all probability were headed towards a large pond, a place called Gopalpur.

Barely a kilometer from the point of spotting the pugmarks, our driver came to an abrupt halt behind another jeep. On our right 200 metres off the road, under a tree, were two tiger cubs. Though not in the same league as seeing a full-grown tiger, the cubs, not more than year-and-a-half, were nevertheless a majestic sight.

The jeep would not go closer to the cubs but luckily for us, there was mahout Kuttapan and his charge Siddharth, nearby to provide us a Tiger Show, where you are taken as close as possible to the tiger on elephant back. We got about 50 feet from the duo and for a good 20 minutes sat enthralled as they lolled in the grass, clawed the bark of the tree and played with each other. It was as if they were oblivious of our presence, lost in their own world.

My next visit to a Tiger Reserve Forest came six months later through an invitation from a friend who had opened a Jungle Lodge called Tiger Trails in the periphery of the Tadoba-Andhari Tiger Reserve. Painted in white, the lodge stood out prominently in the landscape. The only concrete structure in the vicinity, Tiger Trails is surrounded by flat land on two sides with hills and the jungle stretching out in front. Pin drop silence hangs around the lodge, broken only by animal calls and the chirping of birds.

Ironically, the opening line of Amrut Dhanwatey, our host for the next three days was, “I will show you a tiger.” May, he said, is the best month to spot a tiger. I was clearly skeptical, both of promises and my own run of luck. Moreover, Tadoba did not even feature prominently in India’s tiger map.

As we set out on the second safari of the day, Amrut informed us that tigers, like other wild animals, congregate at watering holes to beat the summer heat. “With a little bit of patience you are sure to spot one," he reiterated. It was hot for certain. Sitting in the open jeep, the harsh afternoon sun fell directly upon us. Unlike Mumbai, Central India is parched and dry. Hot air hits you like a blast of furnace. Amrut tried to keep our spirits high with tiger anecdotes as we crisscrossed between watering holes.

At about five, while we were taking a short respite from the heat beside a watchtower close to a lake, a forest guard with a walkie-talkie excitedly came running to us. “Proceed towards Pandharpauni water hole road. A tiger has been spotted there,” he shouted. Immediately, we jumped into our four-wheel drive and put the vehicle on full throttle.

At the very spot informed by the guard, sprawled on the dirt track, next to a bamboo grove, lay a full-grown tigress in complete majesty, oblivious and uncaring to the excitement and panicky adjustment of the camera lens that surrounded her. She lay still for about ten minutes, then got up with a drawl and walked on the dirt track towards, what the locals called, Kolar Tank 97.

By this time, word had spread that a tiger has been sighted and as many as seven vehicles (a collection of Sumos, Qualises, Marutis and Santros) were following her. It was almost like a ‘baarat’ with the unruffled and not so coy bride leading the way.

The languid unconcern would have been anti-climax in any other animal, but the tiger excites by its mere presence and majesty. We followed her for nearly half an hour, long after others had taken 'one for the album' and a U-turn. Her movements seemed like poetry in motion and she was a real beauty, her stripes gleaming in the sunlight. The disappointments in Periyar, Kanha, Bandhavgarh and Ranthambore did not seem to matter now. We were just 20 feet away from the beast and I understood what they meant by feline grace.